Yeah there is an entire 10 Page Section where Jeremy Talks about Rich Goranski being a Short Guy with a Big C*ck. Part of that is also about Sadam Hussein as Well but for different reasons. Theres also like 10 or 20 Times where Jeremy is asked about being gay or Bi and the Squip just completley confirms the Bi.

There's Also The Fact That Jake is canonically being creeped on by a Chekoslovakian Model who is dating his Dad so there's disturbing stuff.

Some more about the Book: Mr.Reyes might have a Dorkster Squip,Michael Is not in the Bathroom:Someone Named Stephanie(The Drunk Girl who Sings along to whitney through the door while cutting herself) is instead. And many parts of the Squip in the Musical are the Fabled 4.0 Features in the Book but many parts of the Musical are behind to the book.

Awww poor Stephanie- also is it wrong that I’m disappointed Michael isn’t in the bathroom? Like I love my boy Michael but it’s so canon in my head at this point that it feels wrong that he’s not in the bathroom-

He's in a BMW(Sadly no Pt Cruiser Since the Pt Cruiser Came out after the book)

Awwww not the PT Cruiser!!! Once (before discovering BMC) I saw a car that was a red PT Cruiser with the license plate “Mell” and they lived in my neighborhood and I never understood what “Mell” meant until I discovered BMC but by then the person had moved out of our neighborhood and I was so disappointed cuz that was absolutely Epic 😭 Whoever is such a big fan of Be More Chill that they’d buy a red PT Cruiser with a custom license plate is a top notch human being and has my utmost respect fs

That Person moved to New Jersey I saw one too. New Jersey has a very good minimum wage(For the U.S)

Omg that's actually crazy what a coincidence-

Turns Out Anne,Katrina, and Brooke are Triplets(3 Teens of the Same Age). WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT THANK YOU FOR UPDATING ME BECAUSE I AM INVESTED HOLY HECK!!!!