I was not able to Make The Explanations but I voted white Michael Because It is hard to see a Tall Straight white boy instead of the Sexually Ambigious Racially Ambigious Short King(Most Bmc Characters Are Short,Just Especially Rich.)

And Yeah Jeremy actually says the Words "Collecting Girls Like They are Pokemon Cards, and Friends Like Magic The Gathering Cards". The Second One is Funny but the first one has horrible implications(Dehuminization) while There are Human Magic the gathering Cards.

And Rich Goranski says The F slur and Much worse, Not to mention what Jenna Rolan Says

And Christine is some mix between Her Musical Version and a Bimbo Stereotype.The musical version removes that for a More Intense Theatre Obsession.

And The Squip is Completley obsessed with Hiphop "If you sing in your head it must be hip hop, the favored music of the youth culture"(Actual Quote)

I made a real humiliation sheet for the book's moments. Usually when there is a difference that is hard to handle(Fetishes,Mainly Just That)

Nah the book sounds actually crazy 😭 Also I'm stuck because first of all you're right anything other than the Michael Mell that we know and love is pretty much impossible to imagine, Jeremy collecting girls like Pokemon cards makes me want to smack him, and slurs are absolutely terrible, and on top of that Christine Canigula the innocent bean who basically is me in musical form being a bimbo stereotype causes me actual pain-

She is still a theatre nerd but when it's not theatre or algebra she is much much dumber.(There's a crap ton of homework stuff in the book.)